highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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