the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He felt like a one man threesome
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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