You're completely useless in the revolution.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
they call him Oral-B. enough said
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
