Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
