Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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