haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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