Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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