She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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