don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
The ass gains better be worth it
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