Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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