i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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