what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
