Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
