You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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