On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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