On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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