No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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