His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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