eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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