i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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