So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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