I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
im holly from the hills drunk
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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