Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
