she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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