i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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