i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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