No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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