All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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