grandma shit on top of the toilet
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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