lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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