what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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