I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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