Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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