I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Terrible idea I love it
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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