$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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