It's like God shit irony all over that family
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
