No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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