ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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