my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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