i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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