just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
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Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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