Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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