Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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