a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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