It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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