You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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