i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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