apparently the secret to your success is patron
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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