so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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