Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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