going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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