Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize