in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
