her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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