I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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