We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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