jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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